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Dave, slow down.
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I'm just excited.
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I know, but you're running like
you're about to miss a flight.
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Ooh, I have never missed a
flight and I never will.
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You are weirdly arrogant about that.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, Dave. Gemma.
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We just wanted to swing by
and drop off one of these.
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What's this?
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It's an invitation to
our housewarming party.
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Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.
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I can see, it says it right here.
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"It's gonna be awesome."
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Yeah, well, uh, it's in all
caps so you know it's true.
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We thought a party would be a great way
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to get to know some
of our new neighbors.
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Yeah, become a part of the community,
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but in an awesome way.
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Yeah, that's great.
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Too bad I can't make it.
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Well, you haven't even
looked at when it is.
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Eh. Yep, I can't make it.
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Why not?
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Well, you know, the first
Saturday of every month
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is, uh, dart night down
at Ernie's Hot Spot.
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Can't you just skip it this one time?
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Yeah. It's gonna be a great party.
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Gemma, tell him what they used
to call me back in Michigan.
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- The Party King of Kalamazoo.
- The...
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Okay. I didn't know I was
in the presence of royalty.
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Will you tell Tina and the boys?
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Sure.
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Hey, uh, Calvin.
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Don't go down to the
bar and throw darts.
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Come to the party and...
and throw down.
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Do I have to go to a sleepover?
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I want to stay for the party.
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Oh, baby, you wouldn't like it.
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It's just gonna be a bunch
of boring grown-ups
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talking about boring grown-up stuff.
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A little help with the beer pong table?
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Why are you bringing that in here?
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Well, it's a party, it's
supposed to be fun.
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I know, but it's a housewarming,
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not some rager that gets
you kicked off campus.
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Okay.
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That was not my fault.
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They told me those goats were trained.
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Sweetie, relax.
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This is just gonna be
a tasteful evening
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of getting to know our new neighbors.
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Ugh. But that's boring grown-up stuff.
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You're right, Mom. I'll skip this one.
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Why are you changing the
plan all of a sudden?
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- Is this because of Calvin?
- Calvin?
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I didn't say anything about Calvin.
You said Calvin.
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If anyone's obsessed
with Calvin, it's you.
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He told us he already has plans.
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I know.
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To play darts.
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It's like he thinks our
party's gonna be lame.
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Why would he think that,
Party King of Kalamazoo?
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I don't get it. Every time
I try to be his friend
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he throws it back in my face.
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You know, we're next-door neighbors.
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We are supposed to get along.
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Well, instead of throwing
this party for the neighbors
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who don't want to come, maybe
you should be throwing it
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for the neighbors who do.
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I am.
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I just hope they tell Calvin about it.
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Oh, man, I can't believe you're
really not coming to this party.
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And I can't believe that
you want me to miss
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dart night at Ernie's.
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It's a beautiful tradition.
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The only reason you like going
is to hustle people at darts.
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It's a beautiful tradition.
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Well, I'm looking forward to the party.
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Ooh. I bet they're gonna
have a signature cocktail
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with a clever name like,
like, "Gemma and Juice."
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Or, or-or,
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uh, "Fuzzy Davel." Yeah?
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Ah, baby, why don't you make
an exception this one time?
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Hey, look, I'll two-step with you.
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To what? Taylor Swift?
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So that's what it is.
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You don't want to go
'cause this is gonna
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be a white people party.
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No, I don't want to go
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because I don't want Dave using me
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like he's using all of
y'all to legitimize
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his lame-ass party.
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Come on, Pop. He's not using us.
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Y'all don't get it.
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See, the Johnsons are
like the pilgrims.
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Uh, uh, no, hang on.
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Look, they need the natives, i.e. us,
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to navigate through the cold winter,
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i.e. their corny-ass party.
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They think that they can
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come onto our land, plant their flag
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and then claim this
neighborhood as their own.
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Look at you.
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You a perm away from being Al Sharpton.
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Come on, boys.
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Hey, look, you two. Unlike your father,
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we're here to have a good time,
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support our new neighbors and show them
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what this community is about, okay?
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Perfect timing, you guys.
We're just getting started.
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All right.
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♪ All right now ♪
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♪ Baby, it's all right now... ♪
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Ten minutes, and we out of here.
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Yeah.
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♪ Baby, it's all right now... ♪
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So then, I had a cortisone shot
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in my left hip.
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And that didn't do
nothing but make me mad.
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Well, that was a long answer for
"What time did you get here?"
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Hey, here's your drink, Ma.
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Ugh, please let this be strong.
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It's nice to see you, Miss Kim.
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You too, Malcolm.
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Mm-mm!
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Haven't you grown all big and handsome?
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Yeah, I'm gonna some more of this.
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Mom, do not leave me.
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Well, you said you
wanted to meet a girl.
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Yeah, but not a Golden Girl.
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Oh, I love these cocktails, Gemma.
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Your name is Johnson,
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Johnsangria.
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It was there the whole time.
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It's basically white
wine, pomegranate juice
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and fresh fruit.
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Ah, and in a mason jar.
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Ah, it's like a real-life
Pinterest post.
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Yes.
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Uh, hey, sweetie, can I
grab you for just a second?
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Oh, go ahead, I'll just
have some of these, uh,
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cut-up veggies you've
labeled "crudité."
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Uh, hey, Gemma?
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This party's a disaster.
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W-Why isn't anyone here?
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Sweetie, relax. It's early still.
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And Tina told me maybe some
people are on CP time.
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What's that?
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I don't know. I think it
means cool people time.
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Well, how do we let all
the cool people know
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that the party's ready to get started?
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I got it.
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Oh, my... I'm gonna go
put a balloon outside.
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Cool balloons, Dave.
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Yeah, well, you'll be sorry when
all the cool people show up!
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Just so muscular.
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Tell me, Malcolm,
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what are you doing for
a job these days?
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Actually, I don't have one, Miss Kim.
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Well, you can come to my house.
I'll put you to work.
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- Hey, uh, uh, Tina?
- Hmm?
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I need your help. This party is dying.
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No. Miss Kim is dying,
this party is dead.
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Well, what can I do to
get this thing going?
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Dave, you, you trying to get turnt?
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Based on context, yes, I think so.
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Okay. All right, Gemma, Marty, Malcolm,
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get over here. We're about to
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turn this party up.
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Uh, but not too much.
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I don't want Miss Kim
to feel uncomfortable.
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Yeah, I don't think that's possible.
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Okay, so how turnt are we talking?
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Well, totally turnt, all the way turnt.
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Turnt over.
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Okay, okay.
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Well, I'm gonna order some Roscoe's.
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Marty, you get on the music,
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Malcolm, you start texting folks.
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Oh, good, get some females in here
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who didn't used to babysit me.
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All right, but, uh, for the record,
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I was having a lovely time.
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Ernie. Oh!
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Give me another round
for the boys, man.
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Uh-oh.
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If you buying, that means
you lost to them younguns.
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Yeah, oh, Teddy got
me on the last throw.
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Uh-huh. So why are you smiling, then?
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Because the next game is for money,
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and I'm gonna start
throwing with my good hand.
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All right, then.
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There you go.
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Uh, how you been, Calvin?
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Eh, I can't complain.
You know, life is good.
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Good enough to finally leave me a tip?
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Yeah. Here's a tip:
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you're too old for tracksuits.
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Your wife like it.
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Hey, now... Oh, no, you...
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No, you two-faced like that.
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Teddy, hold on. Teddy, where you going?
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What's going on?
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- What's happening?
- Oh. Looks like
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there's a party in the neighborhood
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"Free drinks, free food and
dope beats by DJ Party Marty."
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Where are you going, Ernie?
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This party sounds fly.
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I'm closing up and changing
into my velour tracksuit.
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But you still got customers.
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Good point.
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Everybody, out!
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Uh, no, no, no. Everybody, stay!
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There's a party down on Evergreen,
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and the booze there is free.
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It's free here, too.
Next round's on me.
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In fact, keep that open all night.
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Hey, would you let me know
when that get around $50?
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Show me what you got.
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Show me... you ain't gonna do nothing.
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Not enough.
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This is amazing. I can't believe
how many people are here.
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Oh, I can.
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We're the Butlers. That's how we do.
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Boom!
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Drink up, sucka.
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Come on, man. If you don't
get your head in the game,
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Miss Kim is gonna start
looking like that. Let's go!
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Sweetie?
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I'm-I'm sorry, don't
you mean Party King?
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Hit me, Marty!
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Don't you think this party's
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getting a little out of hand?
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I think you've proven
your point to Calvin.
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Oh, this isn't about Calvin.
It's like you said.
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This is about meeting our neighbors.
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And I've already met
some really great ones.
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Who?
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Well, Craig, Dante, Lil' Hatchet.
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"Lil' Hatchet"?
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I know.
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The name is kind of scary, but
trust me, she's really nice.
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In the time you've been
nursing that drink,
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I could've gotten five phone numbers.
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With your old ass,
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one of 'em better be Life Alert.
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You see what's happening here, right?
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Our community is being chipped away.
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Oh, boy.
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No, no, no, no.
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Now, come on now.
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Marvin's Barbecue is now
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a coffee shop.
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Norm's Hardware
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- is a juice bar.
- All right.
257
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And Sondra's Beauty Parlor
is a marijuana dispensary.
258
00:11:00,063 --> 00:11:01,675
She always sold weed.
259
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,250
It's just legal now.
260
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,009
That is true.
261
00:11:06,613 --> 00:11:08,836
Well, no matter how much
this neighborhood changes,
262
00:11:08,861 --> 00:11:09,863
my auto shop
263
00:11:09,888 --> 00:11:11,964
and this fine drinking establishment
264
00:11:11,989 --> 00:11:13,371
will always be here.
265
00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:14,513
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
266
00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:16,183
- Yeah, yeah.
- To you and me, man.
267
00:11:16,262 --> 00:11:18,230
The last of the Mohicans.
268
00:11:23,685 --> 00:11:25,530
Why you not raising your beer?
269
00:11:26,092 --> 00:11:28,235
Look, Calvin, I ain't gonna lie to you.
270
00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:29,873
I've been getting a lot of calls
271
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,695
from people wanting to buy this place.
272
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,865
What?
273
00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:34,076
How much?
274
00:11:34,101 --> 00:11:35,945
Enough to retire to Méjico.
275
00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:38,241
Which is Spanish for "I'm rich there!"
276
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,701
Come on, man.
277
00:11:41,726 --> 00:11:44,059
Think about all the memories we had.
278
00:11:44,546 --> 00:11:45,700
You know,
279
00:11:45,725 --> 00:11:46,790
it was in that booth right there
280
00:11:46,815 --> 00:11:48,726
- that you met your wife.
- Yeah.
281
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,808
And then that booth right there
where you proposed to her.
282
00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,162
And then that booth
283
00:11:53,187 --> 00:11:54,569
where she caught you cheating.
284
00:11:54,594 --> 00:11:56,007
Yeah.
285
00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:57,640
Those were good times.
286
00:11:57,901 --> 00:11:59,367
Exactly.
287
00:11:59,392 --> 00:12:01,187
That's why you can't sell this place.
288
00:12:01,212 --> 00:12:03,025
What can I say?
289
00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,616
I love the neighborhood.
290
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,267
Pero I love Cancún más.
291
00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:09,153
Fine.
292
00:12:09,178 --> 00:12:10,444
You want to go to the party?
293
00:12:10,469 --> 00:12:12,468
Go ahead. Be a sellout.
294
00:12:12,493 --> 00:12:15,112
Hey, hey, hold up, hold up!
You forgot to pay your tab.
295
00:12:15,137 --> 00:12:16,374
No, I didn't.
296
00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:18,462
I'm about to report that card stolen.
297
00:12:20,848 --> 00:12:23,330
♪ Go to work, that girl
go to work, work ♪
298
00:12:23,355 --> 00:12:26,081
♪ Girl, go to work, that girl
go to work, hey, hey... ♪
299
00:12:26,106 --> 00:12:27,790
- Hey.
- Hey.
300
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,019
We finally meet.
301
00:12:29,044 --> 00:12:30,377
I've been trying totalk to you,
302
00:12:30,402 --> 00:12:32,168
but you've been busy with
your girlfriend over there.
303
00:12:40,307 --> 00:12:42,653
You know, she used to change my diaper.
304
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,319
Now she wants me to get in hers.
305
00:12:45,837 --> 00:12:47,036
I'm Lisa.
306
00:12:47,061 --> 00:12:48,456
Hey, Lisa. I'm Malcolm.
307
00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:50,166
Oh, so this is your party.
308
00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:51,487
Chris forwarded me the invite.
309
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,102
Your house is so nice.
310
00:12:53,142 --> 00:12:55,235
- You know, actually, I-I...
- It's so cool to meet a guy
311
00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:57,340
who doesn't live with
his parents for once.
312
00:12:57,365 --> 00:12:59,132
I know, right?
313
00:13:00,462 --> 00:13:02,143
Hey, Malcolm, this is amazing.
314
00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,493
Someone turned my room
into a VIP lounge.
315
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:05,893
I couldn't even get in.
316
00:13:06,966 --> 00:13:08,358
Does he live here, too?
317
00:13:08,383 --> 00:13:10,635
Yes. Every crew's got
to have a white guy
318
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:12,370
that they can do this to.
319
00:13:12,742 --> 00:13:14,428
Hey, yo, Dave!
320
00:13:18,636 --> 00:13:21,402
Listen up, party people!
321
00:13:21,674 --> 00:13:23,487
Big Mike's Tattoo Parlor
is open for business
322
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,408
in the guest bathroom. He
specializes in cover-ups
323
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:28,074
for all of your failed relationships.
324
00:13:30,357 --> 00:13:32,140
Ooh, hey, can I say something?
325
00:13:32,165 --> 00:13:34,955
Uh, he-hey, everyone.
326
00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:38,902
I just want to thank you all
for coming out tonight and...
327
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,293
w-welcoming us to the neighborhood.
328
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,393
Dave from the "D"!
329
00:13:44,719 --> 00:13:46,573
Now let's keep this party going.
330
00:13:46,598 --> 00:13:49,597
What time is it? CP time!
331
00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:02,373
No.
332
00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:07,036
I'm-I'm so sorry about that.
333
00:14:07,061 --> 00:14:10,464
Uh, I was led to believe that
that meant something else.
334
00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:15,832
Hey, big man.
335
00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:17,510
Who are you?
336
00:14:17,535 --> 00:14:18,602
The valet.
337
00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:20,749
It's 20 bucks up front.
338
00:14:20,774 --> 00:14:22,056
How long you gonna be?
339
00:14:23,088 --> 00:14:24,823
The rest of my damn life.
340
00:14:24,848 --> 00:14:27,424
Man, get out of my driveway.
341
00:14:28,225 --> 00:14:29,758
Oh, hey! Calvin!
342
00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:33,245
Guess the balloons worked!
343
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,318
I'm just gonna take these from you.
344
00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,024
Oh, no, no, no. Please keep making out.
345
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,731
You look very much in love.
346
00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:54,183
Ooh, yeah. Hey, hey!
347
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,277
Hey, girl, what you in
here doing cleaning up?
348
00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:57,492
This party ain't over.
349
00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:58,842
- No, it needs to be over now.
- Mm.
350
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:01,230
I just saw somebody
wearing my wedding dress.
351
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:03,703
Well, you and Dave seem happy.
352
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,132
You ain't gonna need it anymore.
353
00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:09,147
How do I shut this down?
354
00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:11,979
Do I hide the booze and
tell everyone we ran out?
355
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,879
You know that burned-down
house on the corner of 22nd?
356
00:15:14,904 --> 00:15:16,218
Yeah, they hid the booze, too.
357
00:15:16,243 --> 00:15:19,099
What can I do?
358
00:15:19,124 --> 00:15:21,056
Please, Tina, I'm desperate.
359
00:15:21,081 --> 00:15:24,449
Well, I do know one person that
will shut this party down.
360
00:15:24,474 --> 00:15:25,433
Calvin?
361
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,636
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I'd hate to do that to Dave.
362
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,916
Oh, hey, Lil' Hatchet!
363
00:15:40,089 --> 00:15:42,365
- Do it. Do it now.
- I'm doing it.
364
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:44,044
I'm doing it.
365
00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:47,616
All right!
366
00:15:47,641 --> 00:15:49,178
Party's over, people!
367
00:15:49,203 --> 00:15:51,561
If your last name not
Butler or Johnson,
368
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,186
you got to go home!
369
00:15:53,428 --> 00:15:55,898
♪ Let me see you twerk... ♪
370
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:58,464
I'm always surprised on how
many people live around here
371
00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:00,481
last name Butler or Johnson.
372
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:02,334
Marty, turn it off.
373
00:16:02,359 --> 00:16:04,270
Everybody, come on, let's go!
374
00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:05,815
Let's go! It's time to go now.
375
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,215
I'm not playing around here.
376
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,607
Joe, what are you doing here?
377
00:16:08,632 --> 00:16:10,706
You know you on probation.
378
00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:13,921
And, Frank, you a pastor. Give me that.
379
00:16:14,729 --> 00:16:16,789
And who watching your kids, Dana?
380
00:16:16,814 --> 00:16:18,502
Huh? You just out here
to party, like...
381
00:16:18,527 --> 00:16:19,761
Oh, there they are right there.
382
00:16:19,786 --> 00:16:21,761
Hey. Hey, little man!
383
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:24,397
Oh, my God, it's working.
384
00:16:24,422 --> 00:16:27,800
Now if only he could clear
out the garage like this.
385
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:30,714
Can I walk you home?
386
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,637
I'd like that.
387
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:34,298
Hey.
388
00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:35,521
Where you going with my man?
389
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:36,608
Yep. Better go.
390
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:38,528
Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
391
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,695
Where's everybody going?
392
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,462
I finally got into the VIP room.
393
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:43,539
Party's over, Dave.
394
00:16:43,564 --> 00:16:44,680
I'm shutting you down.
395
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:45,970
What?
396
00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:47,875
What do you mean you're
shutting me down?
397
00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:51,422
Who are you to come into our
home and shut down our party?
398
00:16:51,689 --> 00:16:52,955
Ask your wife.
399
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,854
She begged me to do it.
400
00:16:55,107 --> 00:16:56,981
What? Gemma,
401
00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,338
- how could you...
- Because there's a cockfight
402
00:16:58,363 --> 00:17:00,142
going on in our backyard.
403
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,957
Oh. Oh, Tito and them here?
404
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,609
Shoot, I'm doing you a favor.
405
00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:08,107
Okay, you know what, don't
act like some kind of hero.
406
00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:09,933
You know you're enjoying this.
The only reason you want
407
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,425
this party to be over is
because you don't like me.
408
00:17:12,512 --> 00:17:14,881
Who says you can't do
things for two reasons?
409
00:17:15,496 --> 00:17:17,365
What is your problem, Calvin?
410
00:17:17,517 --> 00:17:19,714
Why don't you like me?
Everyone else here does.
411
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,777
- Says you.
- Okay, fine.
412
00:17:21,802 --> 00:17:24,181
You know what, let's vote. Show
of hands, who here likes me?
413
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:27,237
Oh... You just gave them
free liquor and chicken.
414
00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:28,306
Of course they like you.
415
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:29,918
Come on. Everybody,
416
00:17:29,943 --> 00:17:31,933
let's wrap this pilgrim party up.
Let's go now.
417
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:34,229
Okay, no, no, no. We're not,
we're not wrapping anything up.
418
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,710
You and I are gonna settle
this right now, man-to-man.
419
00:17:38,981 --> 00:17:41,672
Oh. Okay, big man.
420
00:17:41,697 --> 00:17:43,131
What you got to say?
421
00:17:43,659 --> 00:17:45,394
Calvin, all I've done
since I've moved in here
422
00:17:45,419 --> 00:17:47,109
was try to be a good neighbor.
423
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,745
I say hi, I invite you to things,
424
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,950
and all you do is reject me.
425
00:17:50,975 --> 00:17:52,474
How many times I got to tell you?
426
00:17:52,499 --> 00:17:54,861
I'm not doing an escape room with you.
427
00:17:56,604 --> 00:17:59,321
I'm just saying, you're
missing out on a lot of fun.
428
00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:03,420
I don't want to be a part of
your white folk nonsense.
429
00:18:03,763 --> 00:18:05,377
There it is. The truth comes out.
430
00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:06,898
We're the first white
people to move here,
431
00:18:06,923 --> 00:18:08,347
and suddenly, we're the problem.
432
00:18:08,372 --> 00:18:10,121
You know what, man? I don't think so.
433
00:18:10,146 --> 00:18:12,044
Maybe the problem's you
because you're a jerk.
434
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,793
Really? Really? We
oohing at "jerk" now?
435
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,171
Come on, y'all, we more hood than that.
436
00:18:20,607 --> 00:18:22,173
And for your information,
437
00:18:22,198 --> 00:18:24,203
you're not the first white
people to live here.
438
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,352
Back in the day, this whole
neighborhood was white.
439
00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:29,764
But then my grandparents moved in,
440
00:18:29,789 --> 00:18:33,424
and all they heard was, "There
goes the neighborhood."
441
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,124
And soon,
442
00:18:35,149 --> 00:18:37,255
all of the white people moved away,
443
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,855
because they didn't want to
live next to black people.
444
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,804
Okay, but that's not me.
445
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,512
I want to live here.
446
00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:45,844
Sure, now you do.
447
00:18:46,222 --> 00:18:49,299
See, but when y'all left,
the community suffered,
448
00:18:49,555 --> 00:18:52,399
and-and we, we worked
hard to restore it.
449
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,976
And now, you want to come back
450
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,726
into our neighborhood and
reclaim it as your own.
451
00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:58,776
Okay, I am not-I am not
trying to reclaim anything.
452
00:18:59,582 --> 00:19:02,593
And I'm sorry that your family
had to go through that.
453
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:07,089
It is wrong to make
anyone feel unwelcome
454
00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:09,047
in their own neighborhood.
455
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:11,244
But isn't that kind of
what you're doing to me?
456
00:19:15,894 --> 00:19:17,214
Oops. Uh, that's my bad.
457
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,966
My finger slipped.
458
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,672
All right, that's it.
459
00:19:20,697 --> 00:19:22,979
Everybody, out.
460
00:19:23,603 --> 00:19:26,221
Oh, is this where the party's at?
461
00:19:26,246 --> 00:19:27,502
I saw the balloons.
462
00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:30,646
Ooh, crudité. Mm.
463
00:19:31,419 --> 00:19:36,536
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464
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,340
Oh, hey, Gemma, good news.
465
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,660
I found your veil.
466
00:19:47,163 --> 00:19:48,553
What are you doing here?
467
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,046
Oh, nothing.
468
00:19:50,347 --> 00:19:52,852
Look, uh, just thought about
what you said earlier,
469
00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:55,863
and, uh, brought you this.
470
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,726
Trash bags?
471
00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:05,041
I mean, big party, you know, big mess.
472
00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:09,644
It was kind of a big party, wasn't it?
473
00:20:10,762 --> 00:20:13,229
I mean, I wouldn't call you
the Party King of Pasadena,
474
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,621
but it was a'ight.
475
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,626
Well, thank you.
476
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,652
You're welcome.
477
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,939
You hear what I said?
478
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,257
I said you're welcome.
479
00:20:24,902 --> 00:20:26,435
Yeah, I heard you.
480
00:20:26,903 --> 00:20:28,336
I don't think you did.
481
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,716
You are welcome.
482
00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:34,408
O-kay.
483
00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:39,894
Ah, hell, I tried.
484
00:20:40,588 --> 00:20:42,745
Why do you keep saying
"You're welcome..."
485
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:45,149
I get it.
486
00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:48,253
I'm welcome, like, like,
in the neighborhood.
487
00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:50,378
Too late! I changed my mind.
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